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Vintage Borkmeow Ad #01
One day, I decided to clean out the attic filled with dead insects and stumbled across this old ad from an old newspaper clipping from the early Borkmeow days.
10 Ways to Make a Better Blog… I Use All These Points Because I’m Smart, Especially #6
So, your blog probably isn't very good. That’s why you’re here, silly. How do I know this? Because I'm the unquestioned expert and verified guru. Since you came here, you're asking for my unqualified opinion. Now who's stupid? Probably both of us. Anyway, here's your...
7 Reasons You’re Not Winning in Life… & 1 Reason You Might Actually Make it
Are you not winning in life right now? Of course not! That’s why you’re here. But you are taking a massive step in the right direction by reading what we have to say here at Borkmeow. Trust me. We’re not here to yank your chain. So, let's get into this. Let's turn you...
7 Reasons You’re Not Making Any Money Online
Not making any money online? Frustrated? Don't worry; it's simple. You're clearly not winning because of the following reasons. 1. You're An Idiot It's true. You're not the smartest cookie, are you? You're like a Happy Meal without the fries. And the toy. And the...
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